Red Onion - great balls of fire!!

[M35A2]

ever stop at burts burger van in sleepy valley near woolhampton?

dunno what mustard he used, but MY GOD it was hot!... but being forgetful, i struggled through many a hotdog there!!

Been there, done it and changed the underware!!

[MudSurfer]

"Red Onion - great balls of fire!!"

Why did you rub them on your balls???

[MattF]

Been there, done it and changed the underware!!

Is underware like tupperware?

[POPEYE]

Chopped some last night for a Balti, and about an hour later scratched my eye... NOT good!

Also had an embarrassing moment a good few years back with a girl I was trying to impress. I cooked a chili con carne, and forgot to wash my hands. The intimate proceedings later on came to a sudden, and noisy conclusion, but not in way I hoped!

Hope you had a Jacuzzi (?) in your ensuit, Did you marry her or were you too "hot" to handle

[fatfires]

Hope you had a Jacuzzi (?) in your ensuit, Did you marry her or were you too "hot" to handle

I thought Jacuzzi's came courtesy of Heinz.........more like a red hot chilie pecker wrecker

[M35A2]

Is underware like tupperware?

Just one of those Blonde moments