Red Onion - great balls of fire!!

[M35A2]

Just had two quarter pounder beef burgers, and had virtually a whole red onion in them.

But Jesus, it was like eating acid they were that hot. I now have no skin on my tounge and am getting through cans of Carling like no ones business just to put the fire out!!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

'Ring of fire'....Johnny Cash.














oh sorry, wrong thread!

[POPEYE]

Serves you right, greedy sod
I got some real live chillies, had two in a sandwich and my god they were hot
Running eyes, nose, i'm dreading tomorrow morning's turn out,

[fatfires]

eating anything that burns more on the way out than it did on the way in AINT RIGHT!

[kitesurf_phil]

Don't go for a piddle straight after chopping chillies.

[Apache]

Chopped some last night for a Balti, and about an hour later scratched my eye... NOT good!

Also had an embarrassing moment a good few years back with a girl I was trying to impress. I cooked a chili con carne, and forgot to wash my hands. The intimate proceedings later on came to a sudden, and noisy conclusion, but not in way I hoped!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Chopped some last night for a Balti, and about an hour later scratched my eye... NOT good!

Also had an embarrassing moment a good few years back with a girl I was trying to impress. I cooked a chili con carne, and forgot to wash my hands. The intimate proceedings later on came to a sudden, and noisy conclusion, but not in way I hoped!

One of you farted?

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

One of you farted?

Touched cloth

[Apache]

Touched cloth

Far more painful than wind for one of us! (As I'm sure you both know!)

[BUSHWHACKER]

Far more painful than wind for one of us! (As I'm sure you both know!)

[Apache]

Nice new avatar mate!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Nice new avatar mate!

Cheers, whats yours saying?

[Apache]

Cheers, whats yours saying?

Blah blah blah...

Just reminds me of my management chain at work

[kitesurf_phil]

So the little man in the boat was perspiring profusely?

[da SLUG man]

ever stop at burts burger van in sleepy valley near woolhampton?

dunno what mustard he used, but MY GOD it was hot!... but being forgetful, i struggled through many a hotdog there!!