How to stop the wife driving my Surf

[mark g8awo]

Its simple fill the area used to put all the shopping in with junk...


It works for me as i have to use Shubie as a work horse for my aerial rigging its easier to leave all the bits and bobs in the beast than keep dragging it all out every time she claims she wants the beast.

[Apache]

Option 2 is sus and body lift combined with shortish wife. If necessary, steps can be removed as a kind of guarantee against femalisation.

[da SLUG man]

rubbish goes in the back... "important stuff" goes in the apssenger footwell... (it really is impotant, like work paperwork etc.) she just sees rubbish and it gets kicked under the seat works it's way into the back with all the rubbish!!


found my passport in there the other week, under a McD's coffee cup!

[Vultch]

Just put the Hi/lo gear selector into neutral and let her sit there revving away...

[da SLUG man]

Just put the Hi/lo gear selector into neutral and let her sit there revving away...

NOOO!!!... i let a girl sit in mine once with the engine running, thinking she'd never get it in gear anyway...

next thing, it's lurching across the car park and i had to jump in to stop it!!

(got a nasty head wound that time!!)

[MattF]

Just don't give them the keys. Works for me.

[Predictable Bob]

My problem's how to get the wife out of the Surf .........

She says it's too expensive for me to use for work (and she's right unfortunately) and she hates driving the Focus so the only time I get to drive is when it needs filling up/washing/working on or something dirty and heavy needs taking to the tip !

[stormforce]

my mrs just don't like driving it,she says it's too big.It's even better now with the lift done cause she don't even like getting in and out of it now,mind you she's only 5` 4"

[legendgamesmaster]

heather cant ever remember how to get the immobiliser off. job sorted!

[jotto]

My wife has got her own surf

[TonyN]

Option 2 is sus and body lift combined with shortish wife. If necessary, steps can be removed as a kind of guarantee against femalisation.

Dosn't work, Linda is 5'3" and her truck has 5.5" of lift and 33's (and no side steps). and you can't keep her out of it!!!

But then again its her Surf, so she should be driving it.

Get her her own Surf, then she'll stay out of yours.

[andrewlee31]

i have 3inch lift, no steps and clare is 4ft10 she just leaps in a roars off.

just leave it empty, she'll soon stop using it if shes buying the veg...

[surfenstein]

hehe,i know its a bit extreme,but after i fitted the big engine,she s terrified of it.way to much power for her.

[coolsv650]

My wife has got her own surf

Ditto, mind you I've also got my wife pregnant, she soon wont be able to get behind the wheel

[WARRIOR72]

Option 2 is sus and body lift combined with shortish wife. If necessary, steps can be removed as a kind of guarantee against femalisation.

just spent fourty minutes looking to see where the steps are on my wife, could only find a ladder in her tights

best way is leave the fuel so low the light stays on and tell her it will only do 2 miles before it runs out.... hold on thats the truth isnt it??!!