Shopping centre santa

[da SLUG man]

Obviously the real santa can't be in all the shopping centres and department stores...

but where's the best lookalike??


Bracknell's the biggest poopy hole of a town, but the santa in the shopping centre is AWESOME!!...
the grotto's rubbish, just a little green hut in the corner...
but the SANTA!!... he's great, i believe he might even be the real one!!...

[BUSHWHACKER]

Obviously the real santa can't be in all the shopping centres and department stores...

but where's the best lookalike??


Bracknell's the biggest poopy hole of a town, but the santa in the shopping centre is AWESOME!!...
the grotto's rubbish, just a little green hut in the corner...
but the SANTA!!... he's great, i believe he might even be the real one!!...

Have you tried pulling his beard?