Ok after reading that painfull cry for help AKA the "Top Gun" thread it's time to bare some souls via movies so here is my top ten.........
Life of Brian (timeless)
Saving Private Ryan (first twenty mins then press eject yidishly)
The Holy Grail (know the script and look out for the tied chicken next time)
Jungle Book (teenage sex is the best and this never failed way back then)
Predator (I love that BIG whizzy gun)
Leon (OK I know it's got a Fre*ch bloke innit but get the uncut version)
Full Metal Jacket (private Pile got wot he deserved)
Trainspotting (mibbi I missed summit? Funny and crackin tits)
The Fifth Element (not my style but I love it)
Twelve Monkeys (FFS it's that ugly geezer again, closet time)
Notice the gaps IE no mention of Shrek nor any sexist stuff (yes girls have a place in movies go see Bambi or Debbie) so bare yer arses and post yer fancie muddy "Top Gun" boys
Life of Brian (timeless)
Saving Private Ryan (first twenty mins then press eject yidishly)
The Holy Grail (know the script and look out for the tied chicken next time)
Jungle Book (teenage sex is the best and this never failed way back then)
Predator (I love that BIG whizzy gun)
Leon (OK I know it's got a Fre*ch bloke innit but get the uncut version)
Full Metal Jacket (private Pile got wot he deserved)
Trainspotting (mibbi I missed summit? Funny and crackin tits)
The Fifth Element (not my style but I love it)
Twelve Monkeys (FFS it's that ugly geezer again, closet time)
Notice the gaps IE no mention of Shrek nor any sexist stuff (yes girls have a place in movies go see Bambi or Debbie) so bare yer arses and post yer fancie muddy "Top Gun" boys
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