The level of security is kinda worrying ?

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Well this guy was well locked up - NOT


Trev

[BUSHWHACKER]

He wasn't handcuffed behind his back then!
I gotta say, those new style handcuffs the police use don't half blummin' hurt if you try and struggle with the copper!

[mikey2119]

I gotta say, those new style handcuffs the police use don't half blummin' hurt if you try and struggle with the copper!

Please enlighten us as to how you know these details?

[MattF]

Has Vince been a naughty boy? That's what they are designed to do.
A small movement of the coppers hand can literally break your wrists
when your wearing those devils.

[mikey2119]

A small movement of the coppers hand can literally break your wrists
when your wearing those devils.

Another one! Am i on the right forum here or is it Crooks are us?

[Vagrant No2]

''The suspect is described as Asian, in his mid 20s and about 5ft 8in tall. ''

Well that narrows it down abit .

[BUSHWHACKER]

Please enlighten us as to how you know these details?

hehehe!! I could have let this run on a bit for a good wind-up, but as you know, I'm not like that!

My brother in-law is an ex-firearms police officer and he showed me his kit.
I even fondled his gun!
I like his retractable batton, could fit the the glovebox of the truck but when extended it's like a hammer!







shall I stop know, 'cos reading that out loud sounds awfully suspect!



haha!! suspect.......geddit?








where's me coat.

[stormforce]

vince you definately need some cornish air cause that welsh stuff aint doin you much good

[BUSHWHACKER]

Tell me about it, it's nudging 90 degrees again today!

[MattF]

hehehe!! I could have let this run on a bit for a good wind-up, but as you know, I'm not like that!

My brother in-law is an ex-firearms police officer and he showed me his kit.
I even fondled his gun!
I like his retractable batton, could fit the the glovebox of the truck but when extended it's like a hammer!

You should have let it run for a bit. Same here. Both brothers are in the
force. I'm the odd one out, (or just the odd one). They are like kids
in a toy shop when they get new kit. Those batons are natty. Quick flick
of the wrist and they are at full length.

[mikey2119]

Quick flick
of the wrist and they are at full length.

KEEP THESE FACTS TO YOURSELF PLEEZ, this is a family forum!

[Diezel Weazel]

''The suspect is described as Asian, in his mid 20s and about 5ft 8in tall. ''

Well that narrows it down abit .

Slough narra's it down even more !!!!!

[joker??]

''The suspect is described as Asian, in his mid 20s and about 5ft 8in tall. ''

Well that narrows it down abit .

well thats me out of the picture that only leaves untold millions

[deegz]

''The suspect is described as Asian, in his mid 20s and about 5ft 8in tall. ''

Well that narrows it down abit .

he probably thought he was driving a taxi.....( joke, joke, am NOT racist)

[MattF]

Quick flick of the wrist and they are at full length.

KEEP THESE FACTS TO YOURSELF PLEEZ, this is a family forum!

They! My god, I'm abnormal. Methinks subterranean rather than gutter.