Has anyone received this e-mail?

[Leodis]

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour
that was going on.
So He called one of the angels and sent her to Earth for a time.
When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion."
So He called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth
is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, and only 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good
because he wanted to encourage them - give them a little something to help
them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?


















Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...

[Chillitt]

i got one that said

Dear Believer,
congratulations!
you have been especially selected for eternal salvation. one of my angels will call on you blah blah blah


i thought it was spam so i deleted it....

[amethyst]

mine just said u have won a holiday........

[da SLUG man]

all i ever get is "penny stocks!!", "buy Cialis CHEEP!!" (whatever cialis is??), "grow your penis" and "tight rampaging anal teens"

[stormforce]

all i ever get is "penny stocks!!", "buy Cialis CHEEP!!" (whatever cialis is??), "grow your penis" and "tight rampaging anal teens"

i get all them too for some reason.I don't know why

[marlin]

FANTASTIC !!!!!!!!!

[Simon811]

I had 2 emails arrive straight after each other, the first offerring breast augmentation and the second a penis extension. Mst have been aimed at someone from middlesex.

[joker??]

i got one that said

Dear Believer,
congratulations!
you have been especially selected for eternal salvation. one of my angels will call on you blah blah blah


i thought it was spam so i deleted it....

sh#t i thought mine was a joke

[Gizmo]

i got one that said

Dear Believer,
congratulations!
you have been especially selected for eternal salvation. one of my angels will call on you blah blah blah


i thought it was spam so i deleted it....

I got an offer for somewhere warm.....the letter mentioned about having a devilish time or something to that effect

[bobo]

[QUOTE=Leodis]One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour
that was going on.
So He called one of the angels and sent her to Earth for a time.
When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion."
So He called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth
is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, and only 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good
because he wanted to encourage them - give them a little something to help
them keep going.


My Mum passed away on Thursday
and because I had a holiday to Florida booked (taking my Son his Wife and their 2 daughters) I asked my brothers and sisters to delay the funeral for less than a week so that we could take the holiday so we would not punish our 2 grandaughters by cancelling and be able to be at my mum's funeral with my two Son's and their families including her only 2 great grandchildren whom she adored despite that in all conversations with her she spoke of how she thought it was so wonderful that we were doing this and she knew just what wonderful time we were going to give her great granddaughters who she said were the light of her life they refused ( more than that they have subjected us to torrents of abuse including petty mudslinging)
as you might understand We have been in great turmoil and even greater pain due to this
this led us today to set up a with the funeral directors so we spent time with my mum as a family to say our personal final goodbye
during this we got some inexplicable purely private signs that no one else outside the family would recognise
now to find this on this forum ( not exactly Surf related) makes me wonder if someone is trying to point something out to us