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1) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
2) Call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask them if they can tell you which floor you're on.
3) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Rob. How's your day been?"
4) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up then scream, "That's mine!!!"
5) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
6) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
7) Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear a ticking noise.
9) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review safety procedures and exits withy the passengers.
10) Ask "Did you feel that?"
11) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
12) When the doors close, announce to everyone, "It's Okay, don't panic, they do open up again."
13) Swat at flies that don't exist.
14) Tell people you can see their aura.
15) Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
16) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
17) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Have you got enough air in there?"
18) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
19) Stare at another passenger for a while, the announce in horror, "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
20) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
21) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
22) Make exposion noises when anyone presses a button.
23) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I have new socks on."
24) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
2) Call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask them if they can tell you which floor you're on.
3) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Rob. How's your day been?"
4) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up then scream, "That's mine!!!"
5) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
6) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
7) Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear a ticking noise.
9) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review safety procedures and exits withy the passengers.
10) Ask "Did you feel that?"
11) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
12) When the doors close, announce to everyone, "It's Okay, don't panic, they do open up again."
13) Swat at flies that don't exist.
14) Tell people you can see their aura.
15) Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
16) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
17) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Have you got enough air in there?"
18) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
19) Stare at another passenger for a while, the announce in horror, "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
20) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
21) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
22) Make exposion noises when anyone presses a button.
23) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I have new socks on."
24) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
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