It Wasn't Me Honest...........

[kitesurf_phil]

It was the kids!

[stormforce]

yea but who done from the windows up Phil

[joker??]

i thought child labour was illegal lol

[mud skipper]

did they use a brillo pad??
how long did you spend to put it right afterwards
atleast its the right colour
john

[BUSHWHACKER]

Good man, start em young.

[kitesurf_phil]

It was my grandaughter and the neighbours grandson. I just made a recording of the ice cream van on my mobile phone and played it a little louder each time they slowed down.

[BUSHWHACKER]

I was told that the ice cream man only plays the tune when he's sold out.

[avalon]

they missed a spot

[kitesurf_phil]

I was told that the ice cream man only plays the tune when he's sold out.

We have several that come round here. On plays Popeye The Sailor Man, another plays Whistle While You Work but the best one plays the theme from, The Good The Bad And The Ugly!

[BUSHWHACKER]

We have " We'll keep a welcome in the hillsides...."

[pops]

blimmy phil can i borrow them for next time

[Vagrant No2]

yea but who done from the windows up Phil

It wasn't Phil , as he ain't that much taller then the kids .

[kitesurf_phil]

It wasn't Phil , as he ain't that much taller then the kids .

Oi, I resemble that remark.

Being slightly vertically callenged has its advantages.

• A door frame or beam needs to be very low for me to bang my head on it.
• If I use the commercial axle stands I can sit up under the Surf when working on it.
• Old ladies don't ask me to reach tins on the top shelf at the supermarket.
• I can fit into a tin top Zook.
• I have a lower centre of gravity, therefore I fall over less.
• The 6'6" bloke next door insists on cutting the hedge.

Er, that's enough for now.

[SURFVIRGIN]

nothing wrong wiv keepin` it shiney

[BUSHWHACKER]

Ya damn right there!