My Operation

[M35A2]

Just got home after having my Hernia operation this morning. Had a General Anaesthetic and was opened up about 4in to have a gauze patch sewn in to hold my guts in place.

It seems to have gone ok, but it's early days. I have now got about 6 weeks off work. So you might see a bit more of me from now on!!!!

[Woodzie]

Just got home after having my Hernia operation this morning. Had a General Anaesthetic and was opened up about 4in to have a gauze patch sewn in to hold my guts in place.

It seems to have gone ok, but it's early days. I have now got about 6 weeks off work. So you might see a bit more of me from now on!!!!

Sit back and rest i'm sure the forum will occupy and amuse you for some of the time......By the way lost any pigeons lately to the eagle????

[kitesurf_phil]

Take it easy mate. For the first week or so after a hernia op it hurts when you laugh. My idiot mate got me some Spike Milligan books to read after my op.


Don't try to drive until the doc says it is OK. It can make your insurance void.

[Diezel Weazel]

Just got home after having my Hernia operation this morning. Had a General Anaesthetic and was opened up about 4in to have a gauze patch sewn in to hold my guts in place.

It seems to have gone ok, but it's early days. I have now got about 6 weeks off work. So you might see a bit more of me from now on!!!!

GET WELL SOON m8y, only check the Forum once daily as you can't afford 2 laugh 2 Much or you'll be splitting yer sides, only

There's always a Payback.... You just can't see it Comin !!!!

[M35A2]

Sit back and rest i'm sure the forum will occupy and amuse you for some of the time......By the way lost any pigeons lately to the eagle????

Hi mate. No I haven't seen any more pigeons being taken by the mighty Eagle. But there is a pair of Red Kites flying around, but I think they only go after the dead stuff.

[M35A2]

Take it easy mate. For the first week or so after a hernia op it hurts when you laugh. My idiot mate got me some Spike Milligan books to read after my op.


Don't try to drive until the doc says it is OK. It can make your insurance void.

I've been told to lay off the driving for 7-10 days. That's a shame, as the girlfriend and I are going to a country cottage near bath for four days next week. Looks like I will have to be a passenger in her Ford Puma.

I will definitely be getting withdrawl symptoms from driving my truck.

[M35A2]

OH MY GOD



I was wondering why my right upper leg was sore, as the pain is increasing after all the drugs are wearing off. So down go the tracky bottoms. To my horror, they have waxed a big square section of my leg hair off. What the hell is that all about? I now look like a bald shagpile carpet.

[kitesurf_phil]

OH MY GOD



I was wondering why my right upper leg was sore, as the pain is increasing after all the drugs are wearing off. So down go the tracky bottoms. To my horror, they have waxed a big square section of my leg hair off. What the hell is that all about? I now look like a bald shagpile carpet.

You will wish you had never asked. I asked the nurse why I had a bruise on the top of my thigh and one on the end of my old chap. She couldn't stop giggling when she told me. Apparently, to stop it getting in the way of proceedings................the y clamp it to your thigh.

I said you would be sorry you asked. It doesn't matter how fast you say it, the thought still makes your eyes water.

[openback]

take easy mate, try not to rush anything before you really are better.

[M35A2]

You will wish you had never asked. I asked the nurse why I had a bruise on the top of my thigh and one on the end of my old chap. She couldn't stop giggling when she told me. Apparently, to stop it getting in the way of proceedings................the y clamp it to your thigh.

I said you would be sorry you asked. It doesn't matter how fast you say it, the thought still makes your eyes water.

Christ, are you saying my old man was stuck to my thigh!!!

I didn't realise it could be such a monster. If only it was that big when I was awake!!!!

[Chillitt]

rather that, than the other way they deal with 'things getting in the way' ... ever seen a nurse with a spoon in her top pocket? quick tap with that solves all sorts of problems.... so i heard..

[bobo]

Just got home after having my Hernia operation this morning. Had a General Anaesthetic and was opened up about 4in to have a gauze patch sewn in to hold my guts in place.

It seems to have gone ok, but it's early days. I have now got about 6 weeks off work. So you might see a bit more of me from now on!!!!

Hope you make a good recovery its one of those situations when you have to take stuff real easy and give your body time to heal
all the best
Bobo

[marky]

Just got home after having my Hernia operation this morning. Had a General Anaesthetic and was opened up about 4in to have a gauze patch sewn in to hold my guts in place.

It seems to have gone ok, but it's early days. I have now got about 6 weeks off work. So you might see a bit more of me from now on!!!!

UMBILICAL HERNIA ?? I had mine done a few years back, strain due to MOTOX
Take it easy & avoid Lifting & Laughing. Coughing also hurts Good luck!

[fatfires]

Apparently, to stop it getting in the way of proceedings................the y clamp it to your thigh.

wish mine could reach that far

[Chillitt]

they had to do that when i got my knee fixed...