Yorkshire Pudding Problem

[BUSHWHACKER]

No no no no, gotta have air in your yorkies! Fold the mixture on its self to trap air.
Put some meat dripping in the bottom of the pie moulds and heat in the over while the mixture stands on the side.
pour in mixture in the hot moulds like you would sponge mix and bung it in the oven

laaaaavely!!

Roast potatoes, rough'em up a bit in the pan then chuck'em in some 'ot oil. ......crispy bits heaven.

Put you greens in boiling water not in cold, keeps'em green.

gravy now thats serious....got an hour?? Now that's a science!

Josephine

[openback]

allways told to make batter well in advance and leave to stand for a few hours, have cooking tray etc HOT HOT HOT, pretty much allways works

[Medieval Dave]

Wow,

What a bunch of Ruffty Tuffty Truckers!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Medievel: Don't thee partake of banquets? Have you forsaken all virtues of the flesh, the gerth of the wild buttock and the tendernous of ripping flesh in ones mouth... thy blood pouring into wine.. unearthened tatties.. and dripping that women quiver to when manly slurps a'troffin'

Oh hale thee, art tho some skinny stressed eric office boy impersonating the medievel version of the T.A.s of a weekend.. surely not!



Josephine

[Medieval Dave]

No, I'm a history geek. That's why I know that unearthened tatties weren't invented.

[Koi]

blimmy thats a comprehensive right up mate
do you do ironing too?

having been off work for a year now I is very domesticated, ironing, washing, polishing, hoovering, cooking, you name it gets done. Get up with me bitch every morning, make her a cup of tea do her breakfast and see her off to work.

[Vagrant No2]

having been off work for a year now I is very domesticated, ironing, washing, polishing, hoovering, cooking, you name it gets done. Get up with me bitch every morning, make her a cup of tea do her breakfast and see her off to work.

Err , I remember 'someone' saying ''the iron does the ironing , the washing machine does the washing , the vaccum cleaner does the vaccuming , the cooker does the cooking '' or was I mistaken ?

[Koi]

Err , I remember 'someone' saying ''the iron does the ironing , the washing machine does the washing , the vaccum cleaner does the vaccuming , the cooker does the cooking '' or was I mistaken ?

ermmmmmm read again, I was very careful to word that, to avoid the wrath of Mrs Jotto I didn't say I DID the ironing etc. It just says ironing, hoovering etc

[pops]

having been off work for a year now I is very domesticated, ironing, washing, polishing, hoovering, cooking, you name it gets done. Get up with me bitch every morning, make her a cup of tea do her breakfast and see her off to work.

well you do do a great egg mate

[Purpledoris]

Fool proof Y*rkshire puds (I'm originally from the other side....)

115g plain flour
1 egg
pinch salt
1/2 pt milk (semi with a little water)
sift flour and salt into a bowl and blend in the egg until it forms a stiff batter. gradually add liquid whilst using your BALLOON WHISK (prevents lumps forming) and pour it all into a pyrex jug and leave it by the stove out of the dogs reach (learnt this one the hard way).

About every hour give it a good whisk.
Remove miniscule joint from 6" square baking tray and set aside as it should rest before you carve it. If not enough fat add a bit off dripping/veg lard and put the tray back in the oven. Set the flux capacitor to full warp (about 220 deg.).When fat is smoking hot, gingerly open oven door and quickly pour in the freshly whisked batter (into the tray not straight in the oven I mean!)and shut the door $$$$$$ quick. Do not open the door again until it's ready!
And when you get really good at it you can add yummy things like roasted onions or watercress!
Works every time for me anyway!

[Slugger]

Can't believe the misses has been lying to me all these years , i had a suspicion that they were not meant to be identical to pancakes - just wait till i show her these threads.

P.S Got any suggestions for toast , she could definately benefit here.

[phoebelala]

Nice one folks,

Only issue now is which method do I try first?

If I try them all, I will die of old age, or from growing immensley fat before I reach the end of the thread

Thanx to you all for your suggestions, I will give it a bash once a week with a different suggestion and report the results.



Al.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Nice one folks,

Only issue now is which method do I try first?

If I try them all, I will die of old age, or from growing immensley fat before I reach the end of the thread

Thanx to you all for your suggestions, I will give it a bash once a week with a different suggestion and report the results.



Al.

Will those results include a waist measurement post scoff ?


Trev

[phoebelala]

Will those results include a waist measurement post scoff ?


Trev

BELLY laughs

I will do an extra five mins running each day to compensate, should take my total time spent running to five mins each day

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

BELLY laughs

I will do an extra five mins running each day to compensate, should take my total time spent running to five mins each day

I cannot get away with that, I have to justify the huge expense I paid for a top quality Stepper and Gravity Walker recently

Yes all of £1 each and, as they were local, no delivery


Trev (fighting, but not nessessarily winning, the battle of the bulge)