My board is getting waxed!!!

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Finally my Surf is Steveo's garage awaiting some much needed T.L.C. Hopefully in 2 weeks time I'll be picking her up along with a hefty bill but hey, love is blind!!
He couldn't believe how much damage was caused by those b##]###ds in Lix Toll garage just North of Glasgow. Recons it was an amateur who had a go at her.

The main problem is that when my wife and I go to pick the Surf up how can I stop her going to IKEA on the way back cause " We'll have sooooo much more space darling with your BIG BOY TOY!!"

HELP!!! I hate those b####y "Put it together" things.

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Finally my Surf is Steveo's garage awaiting some much needed T.L.C. Hopefully in 2 weeks time I'll be picking her up along with a hefty bill but hey, love is blind!!
He couldn't believe how much damage was caused by those b##]###ds in Lix Toll garage just North of Glasgow. Recons it was an amateur who had a go at her.

The main problem is that when my wife and I go to pick the Surf up how can I stop her going to IKEA on the way back cause " We'll have sooooo much more space darling with your BIG BOY TOY!!"

HELP!!! I hate those b####y "Put it together" things.

oh come on the answer is simple.........Leave her at home..I would(not dare cos if she is anything like my better half [aka the basement bird] you'd be in for a kicking)
and dont pester Stevo to much he is suposed to be doing my new head.

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oh come on the answer is simple.........Leave her at home..I would(not dare cos if she is anything like my better half [aka the basement bird] you'd be in for a kicking)
and dont pester Stevo to much he is suposed to be doing my new head.

The look on Steve's face when he opened the bonnet suggests he'll need a SOLID 2 weeks on my Surf so I won't pester him if you don't !

As for the wife's home improvements she can push the the damn trolley while I sit smugly in the car park imagining her struggling with the drill and NO INSTRUCTIONS that night.
Some things need to be nipped in the bud.