cigarette rant

[Chillitt]

Really? I wait till they are mired in traffic, then filter up the passenger side (so they can't see my plate) give em the finger, rip of the wing mirror and scarper.

For second offences I follow them home and **** in thier slippers

i found most mirrors break of suprisingly easily if you hit em really hard on the top, good trick for bmw drivers.. aledgedly...as for waiting till u hit traffic, i always did it on the open road and took out the drivers mirror.. ah, to be young again...

[Esamed]

99% of my riding is rural stuff so don't suffer that thing called traffic, just tractors emerging from fields, mud covered raods. However something to bear in mind.

[Medieval Dave]

i found most mirrors break of suprisingly easily if you hit em really hard on the top, good trick for bmw drivers.. aledgedly...as for waiting till u hit traffic, i always did it on the open road and took out the drivers mirror.. ah, to be young again...

That's the ticket, straight down on top with the bottom of the fist and of they come (allegedly) The thing about waiting till they are stopped is you can give them a look at the finger pressed against their window for a couple of seconds, and leave them in no doubt that it's personal.

We always used to stop for badly behaved drivers. there was a particular way you did it. Knock Knock Knock on the drivers window, with the knuckles of the hand pointing up and the elbow down. on the third knock the middle finger was extended.

I remember once we had a newbie to bikes out, a 17 year old on a CB100. A volve cut him up and he got a bit carried away knocking on the window, or the glass was brittle from the cold and he put his hand straght through and hit the driver in the face, then panicked and disapeared with a big handfull of throttle, leaving the rest of us and the volvo driver staring after him, not knowing what to do.

[da SLUG man]

whats wrong with ash trays?

ashtrays are for receipts, credit cards and spare change!

[mark g8awo]

Can you imagine the uproar if the government baned smoking behind the wheel like the phone



now there`s a thought the amount of weaving i see when the clown is more interested in his coffin stick than whats in front of him....hes just as dangerous as the phone operator.....

[Purpledoris]

Are us smokers not persecuted enough then? Perhaps you will be happier paying an extra 10% income tax when we are outlawed to make up for the loss of revenue that we pay.
Leave us alone.
May I suggest that you divert your attentions to the evils of chewing gum.
Yours puffin' away,
louise

PS Tongue in cheek mate, it's bad enough being pilloried for having a 4x4 without this aswell!

[Esamed]

Are us smokers not persecuted enough then? Perhaps you will be happier paying an extra 10% income tax when we are outlawed to make up for the loss of revenue that we pay.
Leave us alone.
May I suggest that you divert your attentions to the evils of chewing gum.
Yours puffin' away,
louise

PS Tongue in cheek mate, it's bad enough being pilloried for having a 4x4 without this aswell!

No your not, but have to say would prefer chewing gum than a fag end.

[da SLUG man]

Tongue in cheek mate, it's bad enough being pilloried for having a 4x4 without this aswell!

yeah!... smoke, drink, drive a car... all that tax and then the buggers moan when we get lung cancer and liver failure!... at least we won't be a burden on the state pension system!

(not that i'll get one now so many people are giving up smoking and not dying in world wars!)

[Woodzie]

Worst things happen with ciggies .... Take this darwin award



(17 June 2003, between Shap and Penrith, United Kingdom) National Express runs bus services throughout the UK. The service between Aberdeen and London takes approximately 12 hours. There's no smoking on the coach, making it a long trip for smokers. Sandra, 43, was riding south from Glasgow to visit her family, and she was getting more and more desperate for a cigarette.
The coach stopped at Carlisle. Finally she could satisfy her craving! But no, she was not allowed to get off the coach. Sandra sat in the bus, becoming more agitated by the mile. She was craving a cigarette. She needed it now.

Fellow passengers said she became increasingly anxious as the journey continued, and started shouting that she wanted to get off. However, the coach was on a motorway at the time, and was not allowed to stop except for an emergency. They saw Sandra push her hands against the passenger door in the middle of the lower deck. Surely she couldn't be trying to get off the coach to have that cigarette she'd been dreaming of, could she?

Oh yes she could!

Police concluded that she fell out of the coach, which was traveling at approximately 60mph, and was crushed under its wheels. At that point, the coach made that hoped-for emergency stop, but it was too late for Sandra. She died at the scene and never did get to enjoy that cigarette.

[da SLUG man]

dozy bird!... easy jet fly from luton in under an hour!

[pops]

yeah!... smoke, drink, drive a car... all that tax and then the buggers moan when we get lung cancer and liver failure!... at least we won't be a burden on the state pension system!

(not that i'll get one now so many people are giving up smoking and not dying in world wars!)

can i have your pension then matt for diesel for my 4x4

[Esamed]

Worst things happen with ciggies .... Take this darwin award



(17 June 2003, between Shap and Penrith, United Kingdom) National Express runs bus services throughout the UK. The service between Aberdeen and London takes approximately 12 hours. There's no smoking on the coach, making it a long trip for smokers. Sandra, 43, was riding south from Glasgow to visit her family, and she was getting more and more desperate for a cigarette.
The coach stopped at Carlisle. Finally she could satisfy her craving! But no, she was not allowed to get off the coach. Sandra sat in the bus, becoming more agitated by the mile. She was craving a cigarette. She needed it now.

Fellow passengers said she became increasingly anxious as the journey continued, and started shouting that she wanted to get off. However, the coach was on a motorway at the time, and was not allowed to stop except for an emergency. They saw Sandra push her hands against the passenger door in the middle of the lower deck. Surely she couldn't be trying to get off the coach to have that cigarette she'd been dreaming of, could she?

Oh yes she could!

Police concluded that she fell out of the coach, which was traveling at approximately 60mph, and was crushed under its wheels. At that point, the coach made that hoped-for emergency stop, but it was too late for Sandra. She died at the scene and never did get to enjoy that cigarette.

Now that's extreme, throwing yourself out the vehicle!, still prefer chewing gum.

[TonyN]

Are us smokers not persecuted enough then? Perhaps you will be happier paying an extra 10% income tax when we are outlawed to make up for the loss of revenue that we pay.
Leave us alone.
May I suggest that you divert your attentions to the evils of chewing gum.
Yours puffin' away,
louise

PS Tongue in cheek mate, it's bad enough being pilloried for having a 4x4 without this aswell!

Smoke away, that doesn't bother me (in fact quite the opposite sometimes, errr, sorry, back on topic........), just keep your fag litter in the car!

[POPEYE]

Smoke Drink and eat Currys what the hec! The times i've gone to flick ash
out the window and forgot the windows up, hot bit between yer fingers, Jump
curse and it goes down between your legs, Not so bad now i smoke roll-ups
all thats left is a little plant matter and bio-degradeable paper, dont hurt so
much either,
All this time i've been blaming the dog for $hittin in my slippers!!!!

[RSA Surfer]

Are us smokers not persecuted enough then? Perhaps you will be happier paying an extra 10% income tax when we are outlawed to make up for the loss of revenue that we pay.
Leave us alone.
May I suggest that you divert your attentions to the evils of chewing gum.
Yours puffin' away,
louise

PS Tongue in cheek mate, it's bad enough being pilloried for having a 4x4 without this aswell!

So then you would not mind me opening the window while you smoke?LOL