Oi 'ave you lot seen this???

[da SLUG man]

it's on hinges...


back to topic...
todays daily mirror has and article that they're scra pping the satellites idea as it's too cloudy in the UK!!

hehehe!!... excellent!

[BUSHWHACKER]

hehe! scra pping.........

[pops]

hehe! scra pping.........

thats matts stutter
so stop takin the p iss

[BUSHWHACKER]

nah! it's 'cos you can't type s****ping!

[pops]

nah! it's 'cos you can't type s****ping!

well you and matt got something in common coz u cant either

[da SLUG man]

well you and matt got something in common coz u cant either

hey pops... where is it your daughter lives??

s****horpe?

[pops]

hey pops... where is it your daughter lives??

s****horpe?

does it work if you stutter tho scun thorpe

[kitesurf_phil]

Published to remind all the ex-pat Brits of why they emigrated in the first place.

I have got a cam net over my shed and I am using stealth paving slabs for the patio.
This country has had it as a place to be. Fcuking Barstewards!

[Simon.O.]

I have got a cam net over my shed and I am using stealth paving slabs for the patio.

Reminds me of a chap out on the peninsular who put that synthetic grass on top of his new carport so the overflying council snakes could not see it ( they were really only looking for new swiming pools anyway ). However they had a very dry summer and watering bans were put in place, you guessed it........his lush green "grass" stood out like dogs nuts on a canary and he was pinged for it !!!!

This country has had it as a place to be. Fcuking Barstewards!

It is not all fantastic here but I get the feeling that it is better than there.
Come on over !!!

[Chillitt]

Reminds me of a chap out on the peninsular who put that synthetic grass on top of his new carport so the overflying council snakes could not see it ( they were really only looking for new swiming pools anyway ). However they had a very dry summer and watering bans were put in place, you guessed it........his lush green "grass" stood out like dogs nuts on a canary and he was pinged for it !!!!


It is not all fantastic here but I get the feeling that it is better than there.
Come on over !!!

thats it i got an invite, gonna post to whoever hands out the travel permits, and i'm on me way!
(friend of mine has just got back from a month out there (did mt aspiring!) said everyone was very friendly, but not much happens, sounds ideal!)

[M35A2]

More Big Brother. Funny how this hasn't made the news.

Better not have a pi*s up the side of the trailer. The dick police will arrest me!!

[a.plasterer]

larfs.u joker!