Police last night, morons

[POPEYE]

AhAh, So glad i didn't spend half the evening typing up a good rant I'ts bad
enough when it does happen, And it does happen! Mate your about as funny
as a trip to an all night dentist, Take some of your own bird flu vaccine

[Medieval Dave]

How about we all just write this one of as being un-intentional and let it go at that.

[da SLUG man]

it was ok... just a bit late coming with the punchline!...
it's not like he's selling his dog on Ebay, or rolling his surf and saying that he wasn't practicing J turns in it!

[andy7378]

Went to the pictures last night (King Kong, top film) with my mate and on the way back went to the petrol station to fill up. This idiot at the next pump starts messing about with the nozzle acting the goat with his chav mates in the car. He's squirting the petrol about where the attendant couldn't see. anyway, my mate goes to pay and this moron squirts it at him, goes all down his arm and on his jeans. My mate grips him and gives him a slap, going berserk at him. The lad just jumps in his car and speeds off, but as they do one of the pricks in the car throws a cig at my mate, and his shirt catches fire. I'm chasing after the car at this point kicking the door, but they sped off. I noted the reg, my mates covered in sand thrown by another motorist, didnt get burnt too badly, turns out he burnt from his elbow to his wrist. Anyway the police were phoned, they turned up, we gave them all the details, witnesses made statements then THEY ARREST MY MATE!!! He’s been charged, and is in court Monday. Idiots!

sounds like a typicle copper to me

[devon blue]

LMAO, good one, had me going

[dirtydog]

it's not like he's selling his dog on Ebay, or rolling his surf and saying that he wasn't practicing J turns in it!

[LuckyBstd]

FFS

Surely that`s one for down the pub geezer.

EDIT:
(ok I`m calmed down now and I`ll try to see the funny side.......... erm....... nope sorry still can`t see it!!! ok ok a little bit.... THE BIT ABOUT THE FLARES!!)

mind you, if pete asks for any advice I`m gonna love hearing the "wind up" responses LOL

PETE: "My car won`t start?"
ADVICE: "Try tipping 1kg of sugar into the fuel tank"
PETE: "No, it still won`t go?"
ADVICE: "MMMMM try moving the timing belt`s position by several notches, see if that helps"
PETE: "I`ve now done that but it hasn`t helped either"
ADVICE: "have you tried draining all the water and refilling it with treacle?"
PETE: "DAM, it seems to be getting worse!!"
ADVICE: "THAT`S FUNNY? I`D TAKE IT TO A GARAGE MATE!!"

ONLY JOKING PETE!!

[Deviant 1]

You Reep What You Sow

[kitesurf_phil]

Alright, I'll explain my contribution. The flares comment was posted when I still wasn't sure if it was a wind up. I thought about it and I was a bit peed off that I had gone to the trouble of ringing my daughter to see if she could give any advice that would help his "mate." The punch line was too slow in coming.


At least he wasn't claiming to be a famous Surfer.

[da SLUG man]

Alright, I'll explain my contribution. The flares comment was posted when I still wasn't sure if it was a wind up. I thought about it and I was a bit peed off that I had gone to the trouble of ringing my daughter to see if she could give any advice that would help his "mate." The punch line was too slow in coming.


At least he wasn't claiming to be a famous Surfer.

who was that dude?... someone from blink 182 or something?

[ship]

who was that dude?... someone from blink 182 or something?

chester bennington/linkin park, got some flak i seem to remember


fire arm , but as has been said, a little late with the punchline

ship

[da SLUG man]

chester bennington/linkin park, got some flak i seem to remember


fire arm , but as has been said, a little late with the punchline

ship

that's the fella!.... wonder if it really was him???

[Sparky]

while this may have been a wind up, it brought out peoples disapointment with our justis system.What are we paying for?
my son (15)was knocked off his bike in the summer(no fault of hisown) and the driver grabed him by the throat and threatend to chin him. 2 crimes, driving without due care & assault.Whitness to the event(With reg. no.)
Police reaction. cant find him!

[Toad]

while this may have been a wind up, it brought out peoples disapointment with our justis system.What are we paying for?
my son (15)was knocked off his bike in the summer(no fault of hisown) and the driver grabed him by the throat and threatend to chin him. 2 crimes, driving without due care & assault.Whitness to the event(With reg. no.)

Police reaction. cant find him!

Mmmmm heard that one before!