Police last night, morons

[da SLUG man]

I didn't think petrol in its liquid state was that flamable, I always thought it was the vapour which caught?

yeah, but the liquid gives off a vapour.
you'll still need a flame or spark to ignite it.

[Pete]

Just a quick update,
He was charged with possesion of a fire arm!

[Medieval Dave]

Just a quick update,
He was charged with possesion of a fire arm!

So, was this a wind up thread?

[da SLUG man]

was he wearing a blazer?

[kitesurf_phil]

Did he have flares on?

[Pete]

Did he have flares on?
was he wearing a blazer?

Quality!
I'm surprised you 2 didn't come out with that earlier!
Pete

[surfenstein]

Just a quick update,
He was charged with possesion of a fire arm!

brilliant.

[Planty]

many years ago i caught 2 little sh*ts breaking into my car (a 2.3 vauxhall magnum). i chased them thru the car park, gave one of them a good smack round the head as i ran past him and continued to chase after his mate. i lost him as he ran straight across a busy main road (cars screeching everywhere). i went back to find his mate still out cold in the car park. seems he was 'out' before he hit the floor and landed on his face.......shame.

the police were called, handcuffed the lad and took him away. they came back to take a statement from me. you know, they ask you a question, then make up the answer themselves. 3 times i told him to s**** that statement as that's not my answer he'd just written down. i refused to continue until he had given me the s****ped paperwork. then we started again.

there was a happy ending, the little sh*t got 2 years in a young offenders place. seems he was already bound over, due to previous.

[POPEYE]

Just a quick update,
He was charged with possesion of a fire arm!

Stupid boy! Pike

[Medieval Dave]

Doh, I hate wind up threads. I am too easy to wind...

[kitesurf_phil]

Can I be the first to say that I don't appreciate the wind up. There are enough real stories of injustice and enough stupid coppers out there to keep us in genuine threads for a long time. One or two people stuck their necks out for your fictional mate, only to find it was a big joke. Ha ****** ha??

[dirtydog]

I have to say the same mate, not funny really.

[Pete]

Can I be the first to say that I don't appreciate the wind up. There are enough real stories of injustice and enough stupid coppers out there to keep us in genuine threads for a long time. One or two people stuck their necks out for your fictional mate, only to find it was a big joke. Ha ****** ha??

Hmmmmmmmm, You've changed your mind from last night then? in post 35 of this thread you asked if he had flares on!!!

Appologies to anyone it cheesed off, that was not the intention.
Pete

[Djandco]

Good luck to your mate in court , hopefully he'll have a judge with some common sense and will just throw the case out.


Andy.

Wind up or not, it is still a valid point....

Have you ever been in a court?
They only want a result, dont matter what it is, so they can put another tick on the list and crimes are being delt with.
Its all about figures, not justice.

Voice of experiance!

I got stung and all I did was grab the little sh*t,
got charged with common assult.

If I had known that beforehand, I would have got my moneys worth out of them at the time.

[da SLUG man]

hehehe... i got done for similar...

3 blokes waiting in the street to give me a kicking...

thought i'd get the biggest out the way first so slapped him by surprise...

police only saw the bit on CCTV where my mates came to see where i'd got to and 3 fella's took a pounding.

they spent night in hospital... we spent night in cells...

always remember that one cos it was valentines day!