More Anti 4x4 rubbish!

[LottieS16]

http://www.mx5ocforum.co.uk/viewtopi...=270148#270148

This is really really wound me up I am trying to refrain as I don't want to get banned from the club before I have even joined officially (yes I have a hairdressers car!!What I want to know is what is so wrong with being a haridresser? All the ones I know are lovely) anyway I digress Thought I would let you lot loose on the idiots that don't know what they are talking about! Plus it would be interesting to have some avid 4x4 addicts opionions on there!

[da SLUG man]

i don't know what to do... i leave the surf home most of the time cos it's not very environmentally friendly (i.e. costs £60 a week in fuel!)... but my escort (only £25 fuel) has an oil leak!!... oh no!... poor bunnies!!... they'll get oily paws!!

then get in a truck that only does 8mpg... arrgh!!

i used to live in the country, but it's so built up it's now the edge of town!


my mates wife got called into school cos jack (6) has a vivid imagination... he wrote a story about the weekend he went out and shot 8 rabbits with a real gun!!... you can't go out and have fun with your dad these days!!
(it was an air rifle, incase your worried about a 6yo with guns!)

you can't ride a field bike... you can't use crow scarers for demolition (great fun!)... armed response turn up if you're playing with your harpoon gun... how much safer can you get than an empty field?


that's it, i'm getting a skateboard!

[BUSHWHACKER]

http://www.mx5ocforum.co.uk/viewtop...p=270148#270148




Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dear!
Those people are so suited to their choice of vehicle.


errr, present company accepted of course.

[Chillitt]

you can't ride a field bike... you can't use crow scarers for demolition (great fun!)... armed response turn up if you're playing with your harpoon gun... how much safer can you get than an empty field?


that's it, i'm getting a skateboard!

matt you dont think its just because its you with the field bike, crowscarers and harpoon gun do you?

[da SLUG man]

matt you dont think its just because its you with the field bike, crowscarers and harpoon gun do you?

um... possibly!!... i didn't do it all at once though!

the harpoon gun was tricky cos i couldn't prove the car was mine!

[Chillitt]

of course it was yours, you caught it with your harpoon gun!!

[da SLUG man]

of course it was yours, you caught it with your harpoon gun!!

we were shooting the harpoon gun through the side of the cavalier and i got stopped cos there were holes and circles with peoples names on...

went all the way through once i'd sharpened it too!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

we were shooting the harpoon gun through the side of the cavalier

Yesss!
Another one gone.

[ferretmanabu]

Any other hunters on the forum? I shot 27 pigeons on weekend. Great fun.

[kiowa]

how about i get a smaller car then and use the petrol i save to burn your ****s house down cuz it is blocking my view what a ****ing ****er **** ****ing ****** he is only saying that cuz the ramps i use for the surf are bigger than his car the cross dressin muppet aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh deep breath and count to ten

[kiowa]

ye i go shooting as well mate.

[DaveD]

i don't know what to do... i leave the surf home most of the time cos it's not very environmentally friendly (i.e. costs £60 a week in fuel!)... but my escort (only £25 fuel) has an oil leak!!... oh no!... poor bunnies!!... they'll get oily paws!!

then get in a truck that only does 8mpg... arrgh!!

i used to live in the country, but it's so built up it's now the edge of town!


my mates wife got called into school cos jack (6) has a vivid imagination... he wrote a story about the weekend he went out and shot 8 rabbits with a real gun!!... you can't go out and have fun with your dad these days!!
(it was an air rifle, incase your worried about a 6yo with guns!)

you can't ride a field bike... you can't use crow scarers for demolition (great fun!)... armed response turn up if you're playing with your harpoon gun... how much safer can you get than an empty field?


that's it, i'm getting a skateboard!

Da Man said it all.............

[DaveD]

[QUOTE=LottieS16]http://www.mx5ocforum.co.uk/viewtopi...=270148#270148

What I want to know is what is so wrong with being a hairidresser? /QUOTE]

They cant measure for toffee.........ask em to take an inch off...they take an eighth off
ask em to take a quarter inch off and they scalp you.
I think they should be taxed more as they are dangerous..........

[ChaosinDevon]

We have a bunny huggin tree kissin vegie eatin anti 4x4 spazwitt at work, second day I came to work with the Surf he grilled me about mpg etc etc etc, environmental footprint blah blah blah.
At which point, I blew me stack at him, I explained that it is NOT a 4x4, its a part time 4x4, I also explained that as the tyres are 265's they spread the load over a greater surface area, thus they carve up tracks less than a vehicle that is lighter and has skinny wusses tyres on.
He still would'nt have it..... so I explained where the nearest JobCenter is.... he shut up...... oh how good it is to be INCHARGE.

[M35A2]

MX5

Well that just about covers it then. Are these the same people that thrash their cars to within an inch of there big ends? Are these the same people that drive their soft tops in the winter at -5 with the roof down, dressed like they are on an artic experdition ( saw one two days ago, -5, roof down)? Are these the same people that cause accidents because of excessive speed?

Before they have a go at other peoples freedom of choice, maybe they shoud get their own house in order first. F****NG TO****S