new record for density..

[Chillitt]

PPARC discover densest material yet.

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The Partical Physics and Astronomical Research Council (PPARC) recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Newlabourentium.

Newlabourentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 234 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by farces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Newlabourentium has no electrons, it is inert. However it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Newlabourentium causes one reaction to take over 4 months to complete when it normally would take less than a second. Newlabourentium has a normal half-life of three years: it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Newlabourentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Newlabourentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
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[kazam401]

Newlabourentium also has a perticular effect on greenlanes......Closing all vehicular usage of linky linky

[Djandco]

Chillitt, you need to get out more mate.
Ins't it about time for another coat of ronseal on the shed?

[Chillitt]

why do people keep telling me that??

[POPEYE]

Yes! Exactly, Same as what he said, Thats why were still in Irak and the bl00dy buses are always late, What we need is a total rebuild of of the
genetic code, One advantage of this would be that the nuts would be on the inside out of harms way, i mean what ever possed him? putting them there right in the way of someones knee, Perhaps a little conservitosis is the best
remedy?

[Andy Dawson]

Having just read through all the posting on the link, I think I am going to have to go out and have a good scream!

This blasted government has trampled over the motorist as well as numerous other organizations all in favor of an 'easy fix' How ever I suspect that any other government would do the same.



I think it is about time we reclaimed the houses of parliament for our-selves and reminded them just who they are supposed to be working for!



Just recently the National Parks have completed 'disabled access' to one of the walks up Snowdon! And they have the cheek to say we damage the countryside spoiling it's beauty! How do they think a dirty great big foot path up the side of one of the most glorious pieces of North Wales looks!!!

Arrrrrggggggg!!!!!!!!

[kazam401]

We need a modern day Guy Fawkes...............hhhmmmmm. ..............that'll be all my posts and emails watched again

[sumo]

We need a modern day Guy Fawkes...............hhhmmmmm. ..............that'll be all my posts and emails watched again

May I be the first to propose our own superhero...
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GRINDERMAN

for this position. ALL IN FAVOUR SAY AYE.

[Djandco]

Thats a big EYE from me