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    I'm a happy chap, after years of wanting, iv'e finally got me a surf!
    Question: The lady has difficulty getting in (passenger side) is it leg first, or arse first, whats the most elegant way to enter ?
    Please advise.
    Bazza

  • #2
    Originally posted by Barrington
    I'm a happy chap, after years of wanting, iv'e finally got me a surf!
    Question: The lady has difficulty getting in (passenger side) is it leg first, or arse first, whats the most elegant way to enter ?
    Please advise.
    Bazza
    Step up onto the side step.
    When both feet are on, spin top half of body 180deg, place posterior on seat and swing both legs (keeping knees tightly together) into truck.
    There you go!

    Ken

    PS When alighting from the truck use the reverse of the above.
    [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][B][I][SIZE=3]When the going gets tough - Get out !!![/SIZE][/I][/B][/FONT]

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    • #3
      Best way is to leave the little ole lady at home!....

      1. she won't have to think about it
      2. You won't have to think about her wanting to drive the vehicle
      Gaz
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      • #4
        i always go leg, arse, leg... then have a little shuffle into the seat.

        did have a bit of trouble with rippling my work trousers for a while... but that's just cos i'm a fat git!
        nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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        • #5
          When getting into the passenger side:
          1. Left foot on side step.
          2. Left hand on grab handle.
          3. Swing in right leg.
          4. Lower posterior.
          5. Pull in left leg.
          6. Close the door.
          Not that I get into the passenger side of mine often.
          It's only a hobby!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Barrington
            I'm a happy chap, after years of wanting, iv'e finally got me a surf!
            Question: The lady has difficulty getting in (passenger side) is it leg first, or arse first, whats the most elegant way to enter ?
            Please advise.
            Bazza
            Remove the side steps, give it a 4" lift and some big tyres- then she'll have to buy her own car!! Worked for me anyway.

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            • #7
              get her drunk tip her in the boot...
              it's in me shed, mate.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Chillitt
                get her drunk tip her in the boot...
                You will have to take out those old shed doors out first if you want to do that m8.

                My old mum (she's 70+) always climbs in then turns round and sits down,its real funny to watch but it works for her.
                If the puddles to deep..LEARN TO SCUBA.

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