Interesting day....

[TonyN]

Guess what I found today, just lying at the side of the road?
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AN OLD GEEZER!!!!!

I was turning round to come back and a woman going the other way stopped just before me, as we got to him he stood up, so at least he wasn't dead!!!

So we're right out in the countyside, holding up a wobbling old guy, who just grinning a little and mutters jibberish (a bit like Matt on a friday night), a good mile form any houses in either direction.

He's got no ID or anything, just out in the middle of nowhere wearing slippers! and a pink comb in his pocket.

We sit him down on the Bullets tailgate, which he seems to like and starts stroking the side of Lindas truck, smiling and nodding, so he likes Black Surfs! can't be all mad then.

I rang 999 and told them what we had, and they sent a Paramedic guy out and after an embassessing 1/4 hour of me, the woman and mad old guy, (what do you talk about???? ) the Paramedic guy turns up, (looks little like Rusty!) gets out his car to see whats happening.

I said, "We've found an old dude" so in true Rusty style, he replies "You found, you keep him!!!"

Anyway, we got him safely in the paramedics Volvo (not easy), and he goes off to looked after and hopefully taken home.

Just wonder who he was, and if he's got home yet.

Just another day........................

[mark g8awo]

Are you sure that wasnt pops having a giraffe at your expense

[Mike66]

Anyone seen my dad?????

[andy]

Was the old boy moaning that his back window was stuck.

[da SLUG man]

reminds me of the time a digger driver accidentally walloped himself in the knackers with a chain and fainted!


came round and was disoriented to say the least!

[JimL]

hope you told him bout the forum

[Mike66]

My nephew was like that when he went to take a leak in a field.

He happened to take a leak on the electrified cattle fence

He was incapacitated for quite some time and tells me now that it was the worst pain he has ever encountered. I think ill take his word for it.

[JimH]

Guess what I found today, just lying at the side of the road?
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AN OLD GEEZER!!!!!

I was turning round to come back and a woman going the other way stopped just before me, as we got to him he stood up, so at least he wasn't dead!!!

So we're right out in the countyside, holding up a wobbling old guy, who just grinning a little and mutters jibberish (a bit like Matt on a friday night), a good mile form any houses in either direction.

He's got no ID or anything, just out in the middle of nowhere wearing slippers! and a pink comb in his pocket.

We sit him down on the Bullets tailgate, which he seems to like and starts stroking the side of Lindas truck, smiling and nodding, so he likes Black Surfs! can't be all mad then.

I rang 999 and told them what we had, and they sent a Paramedic guy out and after an embassessing 1/4 hour of me, the woman and mad old guy, (what do you talk about???? ) the Paramedic guy turns up, (looks little like Rusty!) gets out his car to see whats happening.

I said, "We've found an old dude" so in true Rusty style, he replies "You found, you keep him!!!"

Anyway, we got him safely in the paramedics Volvo (not easy), and he goes off to looked after and hopefully taken home.

Just wonder who he was, and if he's got home yet.

Just another day........................

So would you say then that he looked happier on the back of the surf or in the volvo... did he stroke the volvo ?

[Chillitt]

i can confirm the pain levels cos we bull$h1tted a mate into doing just that on purpose. ' you can pee faster that the electric can travel' we said...

[DaveD]

Pee faster than the electric can travel.....gullible or what
Tony I work picking up the oldies........if no one claims him in six months he's yours

[keef]

Tony.
I'm slightly surprised that Linda didn't persuade you to take him home to add to your collection of needy and homeless creatures?

[Vagrant No2]

What size slippers were they Tony ? I could have done with a new pair (well new to me) . Shame it was a pink comb , had me eye on a blue one . Always the way , find an old duffer in the road and wrong size feet and a pink comb !