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Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
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Whats the difference between Flamable and Inflamable?mudnstuff.me.ukComment
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Why do lawyers and dentists have a 'practice' - are they ever gonna get it right?[COLOR=Red][FONT=Century Gothic]the unexamined life is not worth living...[/FONT][/COLOR]Comment
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Think my last one was a slight duplication so ...
Why is phonetically not spelt phonetically?[COLOR=Red][FONT=Century Gothic]the unexamined life is not worth living...[/FONT][/COLOR]Comment
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Why does a school for the blind have sign up saying blind school ?!!! I'M THE ONE YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT !!!Comment
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How is it that it only takes one careless match to start a forest fire,
but it can take a whole box to light a barbeque?Comment
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Once you've identified a UFO as a UFO, does it become an IFO (Identified Flying Object)?Paul </Slugsie>
Immortal.so far!
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why cant women put mascara on with their mouth closed?
why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
why isnt there a mouse flavoured cat food?[COLOR=Red][FONT=Century Gothic]the unexamined life is not worth living...[/FONT][/COLOR]Comment
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The easiest way to find something that you've lost at the home,
is to buy a replacement.Comment
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If you are driving at a few miles an hour above the speed of light and switch your main beam on, would you see your own lights in the rear view mirror?It's only a hobby!Comment
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if dis is a prefix why cant you be gusted?so much to do , so little money , so little timeComment
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If you get turned down by a certain French dance troupe...
are you a "can't can't" dancer ???Had enough... going to live in Spain....Comment
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They always say time flies...but why does no one ever seen it go by in the skyGaz
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How did the Keep Off the grass sign get in the middle of the grass ?!!! I'M THE ONE YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT !!!Comment
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