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**Greebo** · 18 February 2005, 13:36

How come you can water a horse but you cant milk a cat?

**qube3** · 18 February 2005, 13:44

do you live near your house?

**Robb.** · 18 February 2005, 13:56

blocks of flats are built together so why call them apartments?

**Robb.** · 18 February 2005, 16:33

whose idea was it to put an 's' in the word lisp?

sorry bored at work now!

**stormforce** · 18 February 2005, 16:38

if teflon is non stick then how does it stick to the pan?

**TAF** · 18 February 2005, 16:54

is There no future in time travel ?

**Morr** · 18 February 2005, 16:58

Why do Doctors and Lawyers only ever practice?

**Morr** · 18 February 2005, 16:59

If corn oil comes from corn, and sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, where does baby oil come from?

**Robb.** · 18 February 2005, 17:02

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

**Deviant 1** · 18 February 2005, 17:27

When two aeroplanes come close, why do they call it a near miss ? Shouldn't it be a near hit ?

**Robb.** · 18 February 2005, 17:35

why is there only one monopolies commission?

**b19aus** · 18 February 2005, 18:55

Originally posted by T3RBO

why is there only one monopolies commission?

train driver or trained driver

**TAF** · 18 February 2005, 19:05

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand ?

**TAF** · 18 February 2005, 19:07

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

**Puppywalker** · 18 February 2005, 19:11

How can slow up and slow down mean the same thing?

has anyone got anymore..