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**Chillitt** · 18 February 2005, 01:06

if moths like the light so much why do they only come out at night?

**BUSHWHACKER** · 18 February 2005, 01:08

How does a snowplough driver get to work??

**Robb.** · 18 February 2005, 01:09

If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?

**BUSHWHACKER** · 18 February 2005, 01:14

When you dail a wrong number, they always answer!

**Robb.** · 18 February 2005, 01:16

Why is dyslexia such a hard word to spell?

**Chillitt** · 18 February 2005, 01:24

are there more calories in traffic than traffic lights?

**kitesurf_phil** · 18 February 2005, 01:25

Where do they keep the immature cheese in the supermarket?

My Surf has a sticker saying it's alarmed. Alarmed at what?

**BUSHWHACKER** · 18 February 2005, 01:29

How come I have to press 'start' to stop my computer?

**kitesurf_phil** · 18 February 2005, 01:57

Why do your feet smell and your nose run? Surely it should be the other way round.

**Robb.** · 18 February 2005, 10:33

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

**Kev Makin** · 18 February 2005, 11:17

Getting Worse

When he got it wrong the first time, what did the man who invented the drawing board go back to???????????

**Puppywalker** · 18 February 2005, 11:25

Plenty more

It's always in the last place you look!!!! Of cause it is, because you stop looking once you've found it.

**Chillitt** · 18 February 2005, 11:54

what did the man who first worked out how to milk cows think he was doing?

**Robb.** · 18 February 2005, 13:19

Why are buildings called buildings when they have already been built?

has anyone got anymore..