Matt, I would like to congratulate you on your 10,000th post and the fact that its in this thread pleases me for some reason. 
My thread count feels somewhat inferior

My thread count feels somewhat inferior

And in all truth, I couldn't care whether my wanger was 1" long or in competition with a Boa Constrictor for size, so that ain't gonna get on my t1ts matey.
(the avaitair mixup, not the comments)
And yeah, I'm an abuse sponge. Soak it up at a rate of knots. How can someone this perfect ever become insecure?

And in all truth, I couldn't care whether my wanger was 1" long or in competition with a Boa Constrictor for size, so that ain't gonna get on my t1ts matey. 

Btw, nob was quite a subtle term by my usual standards.
Now, if I'd said something akin to 'you might be mistaken for Apache's twin brother', then you'd need to worry.

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