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A woman is in labour in hospital and the midwife is giving her an examination, when the baby pops out and says in a rather squeeky voice "Are u my dad"
the midwife replies "No"
The baby sighs and decends back in.
The midwife is astonished and goes to get a doctor. So the doctor comes to investigate, he gives her an examination and the baby pops out again and says "are you my dad" "no" says the doctor and the baby sighs and decends back in.
"You better go and get the father" says the doctor
When the father arrives he parts his wifes legs and waits.....................
finally the baby pops out and says once again "are u my dad"
"yes I am" says the proud father
The baby points his finger, and begins prodding him and says "how do you like being poked in the f****n head"
Merry Christmas everyone
the midwife replies "No"
The baby sighs and decends back in.
The midwife is astonished and goes to get a doctor. So the doctor comes to investigate, he gives her an examination and the baby pops out again and says "are you my dad" "no" says the doctor and the baby sighs and decends back in.
"You better go and get the father" says the doctor
When the father arrives he parts his wifes legs and waits.....................
finally the baby pops out and says once again "are u my dad"
"yes I am" says the proud father
The baby points his finger, and begins prodding him and says "how do you like being poked in the f****n head"
Merry Christmas everyone