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    There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

    Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says, "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q."

    The mermaid says, "Done."

    Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.
    The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, "Triple my I.Q."

    The mermaid says, "Done."

    The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

    The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid, "Quintiple my I.Q."
    The mermaid looks at him and says, "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider."

    The guy says, "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."
    "Please," says the mermaid. "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?"
    But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power.

    So the mermaid sighed and said, "Done."

    And he became a woman.
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    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man entered.
    He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them.
    Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."
    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said... "Clean my house."
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    • #3
      Those boys are gonna wish they hadn't started this!!
      Linda

      www.4x4toys.co.uk

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Linda
        Those boys are gonna wish they hadn't started this!!
        Yeah yeah yeah
        Go get the beer and stop whinging
        I never ever apologise for anything. http://www.onestopshopformultimedia.com/smile.gif If you dont like it I am sorry but thats the way I am

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Linda
          Those boys are gonna wish they hadn't started this!!
          OK lads time to re-group and plan our counter attack, being attacked on all sides and they are not holding anything back.......................... .....

          looks like I shall have to dig a little more
          into the "Book of Women" jokes LOL
          NEVER REGRET THE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE...REGRET THE THINGS YOU HAVEN'T

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          • #6
            Originally posted by colincd
            OK lads time to re-group and plan our counter attack, being attacked on all sides and they are not holding anything back.......................... .....

            looks like I shall have to dig a little more
            into the "Book of Women" jokes LOL

            And I thought you guys were gentlemen!!!!
            Linda

            www.4x4toys.co.uk

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