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A Wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian Woman, for several
years.One night, during one of their 'dates', the lady confided in the man, that
she was Pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid her a large sum of money, if she would go to relatives in Italy, to
Secretly have the child, the man said that he would also provide for the
child untill the child turned 18 years of age.
The lady agreed, but asked how the man would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply send him a post card, & write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then comence sending the payments.
One day about 9 months later, he came home from work, his confused wife
told him, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
" Oh give it to me, I'll sort it out.2 he said. The wife obeyed, & handed
him the card, & watched as her husband, turned deathly white, & fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti; Spaghetti; Spaghetti; 'Two with
Meatballs, & One Without."
A Wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian Woman, for several
years.One night, during one of their 'dates', the lady confided in the man, that
she was Pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid her a large sum of money, if she would go to relatives in Italy, to
Secretly have the child, the man said that he would also provide for the
child untill the child turned 18 years of age.
The lady agreed, but asked how the man would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply send him a post card, & write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then comence sending the payments.
One day about 9 months later, he came home from work, his confused wife
told him, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
" Oh give it to me, I'll sort it out.2 he said. The wife obeyed, & handed
him the card, & watched as her husband, turned deathly white, & fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti; Spaghetti; Spaghetti; 'Two with
Meatballs, & One Without."