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    "The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."

    "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

    "I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

    "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
    "In the swimming pool."
    TAF

    All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

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    A bit similar......
    Wife has brand new Volvo
    Hubbie comes home and she says " Do you want the good news or the bad news???"
    Tired after a day at work he says " give us the good news ,love"
    Wife replies " Well the Air-bags on the car work!!!"
    Simon.O.
    '90 SSR Ltd 2.4TD 5 spd

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