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A new CO arrived at a desert outpost. During his first inspection of the camp, he noticed a camel tethered to a palm tree.
"The men use it when they are feeling a bit randy!" explained the RSM.
The CO promptly put the camel out of bounds.
But after a couple of weeks, he felt a bit randy himself. So he told the RSM to meet him at the camel after lights out ... and to bring a chair. He used the chair to stand on, while he gave the camel "one for the Empire..
!So, how did I do Sergeant Major? Was I as good as the Other Ranks?
"I couldn't say , Sir. The men use it to ride into the nearest town!"
A new CO arrived at a desert outpost. During his first inspection of the camp, he noticed a camel tethered to a palm tree.
"The men use it when they are feeling a bit randy!" explained the RSM.
The CO promptly put the camel out of bounds.
But after a couple of weeks, he felt a bit randy himself. So he told the RSM to meet him at the camel after lights out ... and to bring a chair. He used the chair to stand on, while he gave the camel "one for the Empire..
!So, how did I do Sergeant Major? Was I as good as the Other Ranks?
"I couldn't say , Sir. The men use it to ride into the nearest town!"