An elderly couple had

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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile
phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a
no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decides ...
to send her husband a romantic text message and wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."