Two Flies

[Tig]

Two flies standing on a freshly laid, steaming dog turd.....

The first fly farts.....

The second one responds: "Oi, do you mind!!!....I'm trying to eat my dinner!!!"

[Shadyadie]

[Bonk]

I used to have a pet ant that lived on my toilet seat then one day, he wasn't there.

I guess I must have pi55ed him off.