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    An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the hotel they originally got married in. To try to spice things up a bit, getting ready for bed in the bathroom, she slipped on a see through nighty. Walking into the bedroom she winked and said, "Do you remember what you said on our wedding night all those years ago, darling?
    To which he replied, "Oh yes! I was gonna s##g you ragged and suck ya' t#ts dry"
    "And what are you thinking now?" she suggestively whispered.
    He looked her up and down and said "Mission accomplished!"
    Started wi' nowt and still got most of it left!

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    “Do or do not... there is no try.”

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