A real pain in the bum!!!

[GRASSMAN]

When you've have a 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy, and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone,
so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing, and sit
in your favorite chair. Open the package, and remove the
thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface,
so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now, the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box, and read it carefully.

You will notice, that in the small print, there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson,
is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so
glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson..'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!