Morning arousal ...

[mark burrows]

Morning arousal ...


.... On Morning Differences:

Men and women are different in the morning. The men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, 'How can he want me the way I look in the morning?'

It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

[Rob]

:chuckle:

[Simon.O.]

Everytime I wake up with a hard**, I have to tell her "dont get too excited I'm just busting for a wee."

[mark burrows]

Everytime I wake up with a hard**, I have to tell her "dont get too excited I'm just busting for a wee."

It also makes that a bit of a challenge!!!

[Smokin]

Quote:
Originally Posted by simono
Everytime I wake up with a hard**, I have to tell her "dont get too excited I'm just busting for a wee."


It also makes that a bit of a challenge!!!


- especially in our tiny bathroom - nearly run out of floor space to 'stand back'!!!
take care

Chris

[Morr]

Come on guys, is this really appropriate considering kids read this forum too?

[da SLUG man]

well, oasis had a song about morning glory... and it is childish humour!... s'pose it'll be deleted!

oh well... anyone wanna talk about ****ing?

[pops]

well, oasis had a song about morning glory... and it is childish humour!... s'pose it'll be deleted!

oh well... anyone wanna talk about ****ing?

oh well... anyone wanna talk about SURFing?


o go on then i will

[stara]

Come on guys, is this really appropriate considering kids read this forum too?

you're right, this post should carry a PG or even a 12 certificate. it's not that graphic now is it. my kids wouldn't have a clue what was implied.

[Rob]

Pushing the boundaries but no harm done IMO.

[andy]

Don't think it should be in this section anyway, if you have to have smutty humour it should be in the joke section along with the word games that some people like.