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I took my Dad to shopping the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at a cafe.
I noticed he was watching a teenage girl sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange,
and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her.
The girl kept looking around and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
“What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response.
In classic style he replied without batting an eyelid …………
“Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. I was just wondering
if you were my daughter."
We decided to grab a bite at a cafe.
I noticed he was watching a teenage girl sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange,
and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her.
The girl kept looking around and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
“What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response.
In classic style he replied without batting an eyelid …………
“Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. I was just wondering
if you were my daughter."