Young farmers out an about on is tractor when he's backing up and feels a bump. he gets out has a look then phones e's old man. "Dad I've gone an run over a pig". " Well don't bugger about son, dig an ole an bury it a bit sharpish like". An hour later he phones i's old man again "Ok dad I've burried the pig....... but what should I do with his motobike"?