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Modern man to blonde at bar: "what does a man with a 10" pen1s have for breakfast"
Blonde at bar (feigning offense but nevertheless intrigued) "oh go on then tell me what does a man with a 10" pen1s have for breakfast?"
Modern man: "well this morning I had a boiled egg".
go on then - you do any better!
ps you can thank Mike in Perth, Australia for that one (told in the first person).
Blonde at bar (feigning offense but nevertheless intrigued) "oh go on then tell me what does a man with a 10" pen1s have for breakfast?"
Modern man: "well this morning I had a boiled egg".
go on then - you do any better!
ps you can thank Mike in Perth, Australia for that one (told in the first person).