the missus

[animal]

Said to the wife this morning
"I'm off to cycle to work love"
I get my bike out of the shed and realise its ####in down!
I think #### it, get back into bed for extra twenty mins and decide to slip the mrs one from behind.
She moans and starts waking up.
So I say
"Its ####in down out there!"
She replies
"I know, And that stupid ####'s cycling to work!

[Balllsy]