Insurance Companys

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Are you insured for sex ??
Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companys below catering for most tastes...
Sex with your wife --Legal & General
Sex on the telephone-- Direct Line
Sex with your partner--Standard Life
Sex with someone different-- Go Compare
Sex with a fat bird --More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car--Sheilas Wheels
Sex with a posh bird -- Privileged
Sex with a transvestite-- Confused.com