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A priest was driving along & became upset when he ran over a frog. He stopped & was surprised 2 find the frog still alive. Taking it home, he revived the frog with a warm bath & some fly soup. Then the frog was tired so he popped it into bed. The frog needed a kiss 2 get off 2 sleep so the priest delivered a small peck on the cheek. In an instant, the frog transformed into an 11 year-old boy. And that, Your Honour, is the case for the defence.