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Ear infection:
They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there and you
have to answer in front of others what's wrong. Sometimes it is
embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
the desk.... The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the
doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. The receptionist
became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting
room and say things like that.' 'Why not?' 'You asked me what was
wrong and I told you,' he said.
The receptionist replied, 'You've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'
'I can't #### out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted.
They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there and you
have to answer in front of others what's wrong. Sometimes it is
embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
the desk.... The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the
doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. The receptionist
became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting
room and say things like that.' 'Why not?' 'You asked me what was
wrong and I told you,' he said.
The receptionist replied, 'You've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'
'I can't #### out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted.