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Three blokes talking in a Dublin bar,over the obligatory glass of the dark stuff,
I will assume they are Irish.
One says, "can you two remember your first time",
Mick says "to be sure,it was dark, I was scared and I was on my own" !!
Murphy says " I remember my first time,I took her to the pictures,then to the pub and later we went to my place,a nice bottle of wine,the evening went perfectly".
They both turned to Saemus and said WELL ?
Saemus hesitated for a second-----
"It was a stormy night ,we took shelter in a barn,it was very cosy"
And,said the other two inquisitively ?
"Well to be truthful I was just about finished,looked up and there was her mother watching us"
Good God man what did she say ?
Mooooooooooo!!
I will assume they are Irish.
One says, "can you two remember your first time",
Mick says "to be sure,it was dark, I was scared and I was on my own" !!
Murphy says " I remember my first time,I took her to the pictures,then to the pub and later we went to my place,a nice bottle of wine,the evening went perfectly".
They both turned to Saemus and said WELL ?
Saemus hesitated for a second-----
"It was a stormy night ,we took shelter in a barn,it was very cosy"
And,said the other two inquisitively ?
"Well to be truthful I was just about finished,looked up and there was her mother watching us"
Good God man what did she say ?
Mooooooooooo!!