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Old joke number 9
The scene,a garden gateway in Ballina,Three ladies,pinnies(remember they all you old gits)Teeth out,rollers in(women look horrible with a mouth full of rollers,dont they).
All this must be done in an Irish accent by the way
Along comes a young fella in a Telegraph Office uniform,
Would one of you fine ladies be a Mrs Flaherty,to be sure,
Ah sure and that would be me says one,why would you be asking,says she.
Oi have a telegram for you says he !
Mrs Flaherty is astounded as she has never had one before.
So the young man gets down on one knee,removes his hat with a flourish and with great gusto begins a rendition of HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,much to the envy of her friends
About a week later it happens to be Mrs Flynns birthday,and she is hopeful that she will get a singing telegram as well.
On the due date,about eleven of the clock a young man appears at her gate,dressed in the uniform of the Telegraph Office.
Might you be Mrs Flynn he asks,aye to be sure that is correct I am she,she says
Well he says I have a telegram for you,
Would you sing it to me says she,
If I must says he
So he gets down on one knee,removes his hat and in a tune appropriate to the mood sings
YOUR SISTER IZZY IS DEAD WE FOUND HER DEAD IN HER BEDComment
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Old joke number 9
It wasnt that bad was itComment
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