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THREE DOGS AT THE VET...
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when
they struck
up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow
Labrador and
said " So why are you here ? "
The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pee freak. I pee on
everything.....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw
was last night
when I pee'd in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why
are you here ?"
The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig
up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig
up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a
great big hole in my
owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab
inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab
said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why
are you here?
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything.
I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to
hump everything I
see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was
bending down to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.. I hopped on
her back and
started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and
said,
" So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?" The Great Dane
said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped....
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when
they struck
up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow
Labrador and
said " So why are you here ? "
The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pee freak. I pee on
everything.....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw
was last night
when I pee'd in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why
are you here ?"
The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig
up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig
up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a
great big hole in my
owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab
inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab
said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why
are you here?
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything.
I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to
hump everything I
see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was
bending down to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.. I hopped on
her back and
started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and
said,
" So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?" The Great Dane
said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped....
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