cheesy jokes.

[davec170]

What did the cheese say to its reflection in the mirror?




Halloumi!






What sort of cheese belongs to someone else?




Nacho cheese.



What's the best cheese to hide a horse?




Marscapone.

[western uk]

How do the Welsh eat their Cheese ?






Caerphilly !

[davec170]

What cheese would you use to entice a bear out of a tree?



Camembert.