Centipede Joke

[Cockney Surfer]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
had a
>pet.
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>So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
buy an
>unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede, which
>came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box
back
>home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would
start
>off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked
the
>centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me
and have
>a beer?"
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>But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a
bit, but
>he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How
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>about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
>But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
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>So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
>decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against
>the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to
>go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
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> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
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> A little voice came out of the box:
> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f*cking shoes on