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(must be read with an Italian accent)
One day i'm gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two !!!!a toast. She brings me only one !!!!. I tella her I wanna two !!!!. She say go toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to !!!! onna mr plate. She say you betta no !!!! onna plate, you sonna bitch. I dont even know the lady and she call me sonna bitch.
later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She teel me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock onna the table. She say you betta not fock on the table, you sonna bitch. So I gonna back to my room inna hotel and there is no !!!!s onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna !!!!. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna !!!! onna my bed. He say you betta not !!!! onna bed. I go to checkout and the man at desk say 'Peace on you', I say !!!! on you too, you sonna bitch.
I gonna back to Italy
One day i'm gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two !!!!a toast. She brings me only one !!!!. I tella her I wanna two !!!!. She say go toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to !!!! onna mr plate. She say you betta no !!!! onna plate, you sonna bitch. I dont even know the lady and she call me sonna bitch.
later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She teel me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock onna the table. She say you betta not fock on the table, you sonna bitch. So I gonna back to my room inna hotel and there is no !!!!s onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna !!!!. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna !!!! onna my bed. He say you betta not !!!! onna bed. I go to checkout and the man at desk say 'Peace on you', I say !!!! on you too, you sonna bitch.
I gonna back to Italy