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    Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Things Way Too Serious


    - A day without sunshine is like...night.


    - He who laughs last thinks slowest.


    - On the other hand, you have different fingers


    - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


    - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.


    - 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


    - 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


    - Remember, half the people you know are below average.


    - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


    - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


    - If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


    - OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?


    - Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


    - Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.


    - How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?


    - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


    - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


    - Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.


    - Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


    - Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


    - Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.


    - How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

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    Originally posted by BigBobE View Post
    Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Things Way Too Serious


    - A day without sunshine is like...night.


    - He who laughs last thinks slowest.


    - On the other hand, you have different fingers


    - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


    - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.


    - 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


    - 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


    - Remember, half the people you know are below average.


    - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


    - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


    - If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


    - OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?


    - Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


    - Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.


    - How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?


    - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


    - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


    - Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.


    - Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


    - Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


    - Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.


    - How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
    LOL at most of those



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