Take Away

[Scorpion]

Got a chinese takeaway, got in the car and drove away. Heard a rustle from the back seat and turned around to find a pair of eyes looking out of the top of the bag at me and then disappear back inside. I was so scared I nearly crashed the car, I looked again saw the eyes looking at me then disappear again. I drove back to the shop terrified and asked the chinese guy, " What the f*cks going on you chinkee bast@rd?"

He replied, "You no worry, it peeking duck!"

[legendgamesmaster]

made me chuckle - thanks!!!