You've pulled!

[Woodie]

My mate in the pub was approached by a big ugly bird on the pull.
"If you can guess my weight you can sh*g me all night darling" she said to him.
"About 93 stones you fat ugly bitch" he replied.
"That's close enough you lucky ba****d" she said.

[Cmar]

Too Funny....!!!!!!

[Cockney Surfer]

Bin There - Done That !

[Cmar]

Bin There - Done That !

Think we all have mate!!!

[marky]

ROY CHUBBY BROWN eat your heart out LOL

[Woodie]

Last night!

I was really smashed after the England game last night, there was this really beutifull young(ish) girl I was chatting to, I couldnt believe my luck when she suggested we "go out for a drink together some time" but with hindsight now I'm sober I reckon she wants me to teach her how to drink or something (true, honest!)